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Ho ho ho...I managed to fall into the pit of the bathroom, and whoever figures out how I did it gets a prize, but first I want to say something quick about the characters.

So, pretty much all of the characters in AEWVS (besides the direct allies) just harm you in some way and have a strategy for avoiding them. And that's except Mr. Cleany-Clean. Now when the game was in it's early stages and still extracting the basics from Baldi's, you had that, and mystman12 said in contrast that none of the characters should be able to end the game except for Baldi, and a whole 5 of the characters in BBIEAL are actually useful if you use them in the right circumstances as opposed to the measly...(checks wiki) *inhale* one.

That makes Mr. Cleany-Clean a very out-of-place character. He is the one useful character where you can use him to carry you wherever you want - and now that I think about it - you might be able to STEER HIM BY THROWING ITEMS. Never tried that before but it's a revolutionary idea at this point. And I just figured out how to master the GM (though I went to the bathroom and couldn't clean it), so I'm getting around to some good stuff. Anyway, that's that along with all of the characters being disproportionately progressively high-quality. Now, we can't get rid of Cleany at this point because obviously it would make no sense and ruin a lot, but I thought I should point that out in case you want to make another character that pushes people in a direction where smart people can choose if it's the right or wrong one. Three out of five of the ones in BBIEAL push you, though, so yeah.

(EDIT: Turns out that it doesn't actually get you very far if you try to throw an item behind Cleany to make him turn around. But throwing items doesn't count as littering, so that's a handy new exploit anyways!)

And now back to the bathroom!

Whoever figures out how I managed to do it gets a PRIZE!!! This one should be significantly easier than the other contest I did which nobody entered yet, and the prize is the same, so getting it will be much easier

Hello again, and welcome to another one of those comments where I absolutely just screw around with the game and thrash every bit of living life out of it.

Today, I have descended down into the deep darkness of what Viktor (and possibly Baldi) are hiding - or helpless to - with the help of something MrDrNose probably shouldn't have allowed you to transfer.

But first, here are all the random things I did leading up to that point just to increase the suspense unless you scroll down to the bottom of the post and spoil yourself before going up and reading the rest of it.

And also here's your obligatory spoiler warning. It's the deepest spoilers out there. I mean, literally, I'm finding secrets that are not even compatible with the established lore. But anyway, let's do this!

Now, do you see what I mean?

This is the ALBRT map, which costs only 30 DCoins as opposed to the 950 required to get the Rusty Knife from the STORE. And there'll be a lot more where that came from, hidden in the maps. Just full of artifacts that are even sold for much higher prices.

See, I want to completely block the consequential path of users just wasting away, farming DCoins, in order to exchange them for the school's secrets - to no real profit for the Watcher - from being crossed or allowed an option. I think that the people should just do it honestly. I still think this game (should be that it) is about experimentation and transtemporal relayering in order to completely flesh out the school and everything. I see it that Angell will be the last student to go to the school, as so many before her have crossed, died, created cryptic notes, and slowly advanced further and further to the point of near escape. But, anyway, other than that, I think I might just have to deal with the Watcher's carelessness...

Anyway, I think you should bring this back as well. You should summarise the points in both the description and my notice. (It is, still, outdated, but the important points should still be there.) Subsequent views at the beginning will be optional, of course.

Now, I want to talk about something that makes the locking of doors in Lil Puss absolutely pointless (except for one point, which is a rather big one now that I think about it).

Are you really just going to sit down and leave Untitled8 lying around for pe--HEY

people to just go and take the unbreakable coal?

Now, I kid you not, the unbreakable coal is OP. Sure, it may be strong enough to not only take out metal doors, but also completely destroy parts of the wall around it, but you'd expect it to be extremely heavy to have such resilient momentum conservation. If it was light enough for a normal human to throw, it wouldn't just go through the door! It'd bounce off it, like it normally does on the walls! And more inconsistencies ensue.

But while I'm talking about that, that does do something quite special.

Just, what. Now, I did talk about the doorframe holes before, but this is just on another level. It's insanity.

And then there's this.

Now, you won't believe how many uses the coal has, even though all it does is break down doors, induce glitches and stun two characters. It allows me to do extraordinary things.

oh oof lol

Now, this is just messed up, you see? I really don't have much to say...

That's where it is, people. And after gathering the remote, which was in an extensively more obvious location, the console, which was within view of an Antibreather plant that just goes to show how dwindled and dumbed down it's become because of the influence of the Watcher, and the controller, I've come, here. Now I know where Marzia spawns in Lil Puss mode, and you see what I mean about finding secrets that are not even compatible with the established lore.

OK, I really don't like the look of this.

*sigh*

The whole thing is just rather sad.

AEWVS is such a different game to what it was before. Indeed, now the items actually behave, as opposed to just float in the air like they did when Markiplier played the game. I'm not even going to list the sheer amount of things that were added since even Neurobew last played it - and I daresay he failed. I mean, his channel isn't even active anymore even though I KNOW he's still around after responding to one of MrDrNose's recent tweets.

Now there are even more secrets, items, characters and things to mess with than ever before, and yet, the relied hub for the members of it's community - Discord - still has little more than 200 members. Sure, it allows MrDrNose to communicate and share with his community while he still can, but all of the people who once saw it - a fangame that stood out, until it was little more than that, and only so - are gone. They have more trendy and more important games to deal with.

I think MrDrNose sees all this, and has made the decision to...well...stop caring.

Were they really just playing FNAF before BBIEAL came around?

Now, this disc from "friend" used to be in Tar, which was accessed with the Gas Mask. Aaaaaaand now I think I've figured out the etymology of "Tarwill", now that it takes you to the land of the extinct-in-the-wild Tarwill instead. But I want to address the line of secrets for a moment.

Knife > Rust > Belt > Albert > Fork > Bunker > Mask > Chalk > Tarville

Now, pretty much all of the other secrets in the game simply branch off around the game and are all individual. But even though I don't know much about the land of Tarwill (that frustrating piece of paper never did me any good, and it was LITERALLY the other key I had to accessing it - will someone just give me the unscathed code already), it seems like the last secret in the line so far might go the same way as all of the other secrets - ending right there. I don't really know what could come next, except if it would happen to hide another important artifact. You know, it would be pretty fun, actually, if the line of secrets actually branched out and all came back together in the end.

Anyway, I decided to have a look at-

Okay, this doesn't make sense. Look,

Marzia went from the podium after I got all 10 notebooks. So isn't this where she went?

Are you trying to keep it a secret which Marzia is at the real spawn point? Because if so, you're one step ahead of me lol

And now for the shenanigans of the Untitled16.

Yes, even the new patch doesn't stop the Watcher from giving you money to take away it's endless supply of keys. I think it somehow knows that something's wrong, even though it doesn't really act like it. Anyway, because of this, I can go and look at all of the Untitled maps and decide which ones are my favourite! Some of them had me hooked for like an hour at a time because they were such fun to mess with.

Using a BANDAGE will literally save you from dying from necrotic infection, if you were to just stop the bleeding. The game doesn't have a wellbeing bar or anything on it at the moment, so what could be fuller logic at this point?

There are also those capsule shapes with arrows on them. They do this.

If you're going to die with progressive blood loss as a result of your death, bandages will literally save your life completely at every turn. And, you know, I want to talk about that. Even Konstantin XI has a death screen, but it never appears because Kostyan didn't kill you, blood loss did!

Well, yeah right, Viktor, Marzia, Mix, Laura and I didn't kill me, really. Decapitation, digestion, burning, drowning, impalement and blood loss did! You know, actually, the whole thing is tied to damaging or depleting your brain, so pretty much loss of brain function is always the thing that really kills you.

If I die of blood loss or insanity, which are causes of death given by many others, I also want the thing that killed me and made it happen. I think the thing that last stabbed me or made me insane should do it.

Now, I think I may have found the potential final boss of AEWVS...or something? I dunno, but the sound effects were very cinematic. Look at this weird thing.

Now, it throws sharp objects at you, launches things towards it, makes you insane and consumes you like Freek-a-del'ka. (Why did you cook that meatball, by the way? It looked better raw.) It's in Untitled14, and one time, when I was playing it, I got exceptionally savvy and multitasked breathing, walking and putting all of the sharps in the trash bins and consuming all of the food. Nothing happened, though, and I was too lazy to trash the compass, clock, bones and pieces of paper as well.

Okay, so now for a map I found very amusing.

Anyway, back to the Language level again.

Hiding under the table makes you unfindable since the AIs are always at ground level or a bit higher. That being said, this is rather frightening.

Notice that I brought daylight to Language pursuit. The way I did that will be revealed soon, but I will tell you straight away it has something to do with the coal.

Oh god, I just realised I think I might have changed the resolution from 70 to 100 between screenshots. Oh noes.

I find that coal to be a very useful artifact. Great for ruining the game and messing around with it.

Strolley down the halley! And what is this?

Oh. w--

What is this???

Yeah I did drop all my items. You think I'm dumb enough to put spoilers at the top of the page? Well I am dumb enough to succumb to ADHD LOL
But not this...

To be continued

P.S. I just ran out of characters. I'll finish in a reply.

Just out of interest, who is this?

MrDrNose will not choose between having low-quality characters and items or having fully 3D characters and structures with complex movements lol

I have a problem with the Christmas Curse DLC of the game: the player won't move. Basically when I installed the .zip archive with the game files it wouldn't let me download/extract and when it finally did I opened the game to discover that the player wouldn't move at all. When I press W, A, S or D, doesn't work. Neither does the inventory or the belt. Any help?

P.s. I already had the same problem a year ago with the original version except there's no way to use the same solution with Christmas Curse.

I just thought: You also shouldn't be able to get DCoins from Lil Puss notebooks. You could just play that all the time. Or if you repeatedly just collect the first notebook and restart. It's probably better if you actually try.

I absolutely love and adore this game. Im just wondering, why are all the Levels unavailable in the store? Also, how do I play the Mr Mix mini game? Been searching for it for ages.

See what I mean FireyDeath4?

Okay, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Call me ageist, but I feel like the spammers on this page and some of the hyper amateurish wiki page makers are x <= 12 or 13, because the way they write and what they write is what I expect of kids that age. 12/13 year olds should not be trusted with writing a wiki page.

(IMPORTANT; GAME-BREAKING MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD)

MrDrNose, I hate to say this, but...

You are absolutely stupid LOL

Please fix this before anybody of importance knows. I think we should still implement the following measures on the Store (remember) to prevent people from blitzing the game and finding everything in it purely by farming coins out of their rights because the Watcher (that means you) is rather a fool who considers money to be something important - as if it above the intricate realm it has created. Although, I think you need more funding (please, get Patreon or something, Argemia - perhaps for random things, such as the models you make, or whatever you want the rewards to be) and would be otherwise happy to give you all those coins if they could be used as real currency. You need something for this game to either fund or incentivise and I personally have downloaded it like over 10 times without paying so much as a cent since I don't have the online money. I'll summarise those points here:

• Nothing is of negative value and you will not offer me money to free you of your..."bads".
• Secret items are not for sale.
• Maps that are a part of the main game itself are not for sale.
• Outright tips and hints are not for sale. If you need information about how characters behave, hide them somewhere other than right over the counter.
• Information about things cannot be sold until you have already dealt with them.
• You can only buy helpful items for your loot box once you beat a level, and you can only use them in that mode and lower.
• When starting with loot box items, you cannot play the game and get achievements for other endings than the ones you've already done.
• Maps with potentially spoiling content cannot be unlocked until you've beat associated levels and found associated secrets.
• General random things such as the "NUTS" graphics are okay. (You could have a certain amount of achievements rather than DCoins before you can unlock miscellaneous privileges to add a sense of reward, though.)
• Since you now get one DCoin for every notebook you collect, take away the DCoins found randomly on the floor. Although, you could give us more DCoins for harder notebooks and increase the prices of some things in the Store.
• Create an achievement for every secret to replace the DCoins hidden in them, even with ambiguous names and images.
• Laura is finally free of her cat costume. (This one isn't as pressing, but you might want to do that when you're done. Spend DCoins on bringing it back or something.)

While I'm at it, you still haven't fixed this yet. But the notebook in the ninth room was gone when I checked, and the elevator doesn't work. I lost.

“There is hammer,saws,toxics and dangerous stuff which can harm living things

SO WHY DON'T WE USE THEM TO FIGHT BACK???”

— 5 hours ago, by A FANDOM user

That is a good question, actually...I think some of them are absurdly easy to kill (nevermind the ghosts and whatnot). Like Viktor. Actually, it might be because the staff are actually not evil for some reason? I mean the Christmas Curse was inexplicably confirmed canon, and only Viktor, Laura and the Gingerbread-Men were really kind of...bad at times. Maybe Angell just doesn't want to and would rather kill herself than the staff, since she can be brought back and has died probably millions of times by now. But still, it makes too much sense. Just why? The whole thing WOULD be significantly more simple if Angell would even just injure some of the staff into incapacitation.

Even so, I agree with probably a bit much of the stuff in the below video

— FireyDeath4, a few seconds ago (edited)

A little something I made.

can you send me AEwVS characters who’s based off please see who played as AEWVS characters 

CAN I JOIN THE FUCKING SEVER YET PLEASE I PROMISE I WONT DO THOSE THINGS AGAIN OK I HAD TO SAID SHUT UP TO MYSELF STAID GET BANNED I GIVE YOU TEN PONDS

I made my own erie model

So in one of my successful runs on the language level, Marzia stole and swallowed my cross. After I got the tenth language notebook and unlocked the elevator to the history level without pressing the button to go up to the third floor, I went searching through trashcans looking for SCP - 4002, when I stumbled across my stolen cross in one of the trashcans. So apparently, Marzia's pyloric sphincter acts as a portal to a random trashcan. I guess that means Angell's chewed up corpse winds up in a trashcan as well.

(This is not in the game) Helpscreen when someone skips the tutorial.

Already did some other random stuff, so, here's your GREAT BIG SPOILER ALERT!

I ended up making the most messed up screenshot of AEWVS, and oh boy, this is going to be the most exciting thing in a while lol

Yep. Messed it up all the way. It should all be in the picture

In fact, you know what, actually? The first person to make a picture messier than this one gets a PRIZE. Just tell me what AEWVS-related prize you want and you can get it when you're done.

Anyway, here's a few other random things I did

I want to see if you can get the Albert and Lil Puss endings at the same time in Version 0.1.5 but unfortunately I already got both of those achievements so there you go.

I also got myself on the edge of reality

I mean obviously nothing's gonna be behind the door and I'm just gonna fall into the abyss and respawn. But what about the item?

Oh, yeah, and Albert was present at the time, so I was going to introduce him to his skull, but he disappeared just like the others too. Maybe something special should happen! Like, if you have Albert on hand, maybe you can dive in and see what's through the door or about the skull! The Store's more pressing though.

I know I've made way too many posts by now (and I still have some more up my sleeve) but I want to ask:

MrDrNose, why did you make the Store?

(Newbies, please read this if you want to know what to refrain from doing for the best experience. I think.)

The things that you sell in it mean that no real effort has to be put in the game. You just have to wander around, farming DCoins with your transtemporal relayering powers and your biological ability, by getting achievements and literally wandering around. All you have to do is wait.

Want to beat the game? Get 40 DCoins and buy Map3. You'll instantly have access to the WIP level, History.

Want to hire the Watcher to gather the school's secrets for you? Farm DCoins. Watcher doesn't care. You won't even have to die (unless restarting necessitates/counts as dying).

Want to spend much less time obtaining the school's secrets? Go to the Store and ask for a hint for much less DCoins. The chances are, they'll tell you exactly where and how to obtain it for you to just do what they told you to do, which would take considerably less time than farming DCoins. Or, better yet, buy a cheap untitled map with ALL of the secrets you need in them.

Want to get all of the achievements you can think of? Buy some items for your loot box. If you buy enough items and hints, you will be told exactly what you should do to do anything, and, with just a bit of practice, blitz the game.

Want to do this without even wandering around, farming DCoins? Perhaps you might be able to farm a specific number of coins, search for that number in the game files, and then replace all instances of that number with 1000000000000. You'll break the game either by succeeding and prevailing or by corrupting the save data as the game knows it.

With the Store, no matter how unskilled you are, you'll always slowly-but-surely progress. Every DCoin you snag is a step towards having victory handed right over to you. Honestly, I think it's less pain, less gain. Once you play the game like this, it will lose it's intrinsic value and become rather worthless in a sense, because everything you do will become much less of an accomplishment. It's like playing an idle game (though I believe the real strategy in idle games are in speedrunning it, since it basically works the same way: the more you wait, the closer you get to victory, but if you spend your money more wisely, you'll get closer faster). Without the Store, you are forced to progress on your own, which may result in the repeated loss of your progress multiple times, but you'll slowly learn and have a chance to really accomplish something of your own volition without just knowing exactly to simply spend a bit of time and then succeeding, as though it were all done automatically.

If you're going to have such a store, I recommend the following things:

• Secret items are not for sale.
• Maps that are a part of the main game itself are not for sale.
• Outright tips and hints are not for sale. I still stand by my ideals that experimentation and finding and reading the cryptic pieces of paper is the best way. If you need information about how characters behave, hide them somewhere other than right over the counter.
• Information about things cannot be sold until you have already dealt with them.
• You can only buy helpful items for your loot box once you beat a level, and you can only use them in that mode and lower. (So if you beat the Math Level normally in Regular mode, you can only use items in the Lil Puss, Boi and Regular modes.)
• When starting with loot box items, you cannot play the game and get achievements for other endings than the ones you've already done.
• Maps with potentially spoiling content cannot be unlocked until you've beat associated levels and found associated secrets.
• General random things such as the "NUTS" graphics are okay. Although, to add a sense of reward, you should have a certain amount of achievements rather than DCoins before you can unlock miscellaneous privileges. Because, you know...
• If it's feasible, have a better way to collect DCoins than just strolling around and picking them up. I know you can get them for entering secret areas and achievements, but otherwise there needs to be a bit more of a challenge than merely surviving and waiting in order to obtain them LOL.

Before then, anyone playing the game should limit theirselves to these rules in order to create a greater sense of fulfilment and accomplishment. I can already tell that MrDrNose doesn't give much regard for his deep secrets, considering that some of them are all over Discord and YouTube and Twitter, and as a result have leaked into the main game by some. I'm looking at you, onion face. If you don't play the game honestly before using the overly convenient Store, you probably can't be bothered with it much and as a result, aren't really dedicated to it in the right way and may not be a true fan. Either that, or you want to know everything about it, for judgment or general information collecting, which is quite understandable but, come on, you get my point LOL.

I just hope you all take these things to heart, because, well, I did. It struck me as suspicious the moment I first looked at it (probably in MUG's streams before I even got around to downloading the game).

I have a few other general questions and random things to say but they can wait for now.

As it turns out, Lil Puss did hold all 10 math notebooks. The tenth one just spawned in a random location rather than Classroom 0011, like in Brainiac mode. It was on a table it wasn't on before.

The hidden notebook H0race was missing might've been in the middle of the courtyard.

Anyway look at this

I swear, the item combination function is broken. And yes, I did try remapping and rebinding the keys.

Also,why would this happen for no reason?

(Like, literally, I was just stacking mice and it happened out of nowhere.)

So I was in Lil Puss Language again...

(MAJOR STRATEGY+SECRET SPOILERS AHEAD)

(again)

Since Lil Puss Language was, like, no better, I went to the Bunker myself, took the Gas Mask, got everything I needed, and was finally about to play the PlayStation game when guess what?

The Gas Mask just as yet takes you nowhere.

Well that was a waste

*sigh* I also got 9 notebooks but the same thing happened again, only this time I couldn't open the door to where the last notebook was. No matter what I did.

The ninth language notebook was in the backroom (Doggos' hideout), but I didn't really check the rest (i.e. the ones in the room with the painting or the ones in the classrooms among the two other diverging paths).

After dying to "an onion" that is so much of a meme at this point that even the game doesn't even take it seriously (you should switch the achievement and game over screen names), I found out what was really going on. ...The game is broken.

Oh, and Marzia had so many mechanics already (progressive speedup, flash repulsion breaking doors to closet, watermelon attraction breaking doors, sight-induced speedup, waiting at doors), so I don't think she really needed a tongue, especially one that would hinder her progress in the final chase. (She stops moving when she uses it.)

Perhaps Viktor and Alice should have more mechanics too. I think

OK, WOW, I am SO glad I changed over my school laptop. Now I have Windows 10 and the game is running as smoothly as ever without all the background stuff I hardly use and only downloaded once to use one time running in the background, and best of all: I can use applications that require new devices, like Visual Studio!

Anyway, there's something rather wrong with the Lil Puss mode for the Math Level in Version 0.1.5. It seems like everything's back to normal, like you just changed the notebook mechanics, despawned the teachers and did literally nothing else crucial, like taking away the items, black-locking some of the doors, taking away the random events, and the rest. So here's some of the adventures I got up to while Viktor just calmly followed me and my shenanigans all the way, while messing up his jacket several times in the process. I have so much to say about the new update, and so far I've only played the Math Level. So for now I'll start with this. Expect many more posts soon.

(DEEP SPOILERS AHEAD! SCAT Y'ALL)

Okay, so this happened yesterday, but I didn't get to finish my post in time and the first thing I needed to do was save it. So I did. The first thing I noticed was that none of the items were gone, and all of the yellow doors were NOT blacked out. I decided to see what's up, and, you know, I might regret this.

So the first thing you should be taking away is, uh...All the items and events. And locking the doors. So, I just waved at Viktor and at all of a sudden, as if on cue, the war sirens just started blaring. Apparently I played in just the right way for the RNG simulators to exactly tell that something was wrong.

Anyway, that was probably the least of my concerns.

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So, anyway, speaking of mammals, I'd got 9 notebooks, and was pressing all the gallery buttons. In the meantime, I'd decided to go and eat every rat I could find. And, well...it didn't do me any good, to say the least. Very thirsty, and I almost felt like I was going to vomit because of the nausea and the raw mice I'd just eaten. I could barely line up with anything interactive just to do things since I had to keep balancing myself (never fell over though, which was great), but once I'd eaten only three I realised my stamina bar was maxed out for the rest of the run, and I don't really know why. Might be a bug. Didn't really trust the school drinking fountains though; might have germs. Possibly potentially very lethal germs. Bold of me to say, considering that I'd just eaten like 10 raw mice. But hey, at least I'm a MAD LAD NOW

Speaking of that, look down at the massive hole in the restroom. You won't regret it (at least, once you've fallen both prey to cognitive dissonance and literally all the way to the ground and die, unlike in the Spartan culture of traditional botttomless pits you could either wall-jump out of or die of thirst or the Earth's searing temperatures in).

Now, at this point I'd checked all of the buttons, and it seemed that I'd pressed all of them, but the gallery wasn't open. So at this point, after finding out that the tenth notebook was NOT in Classroom 0011 after all, I looked for it in some of the other classrooms, and then I saw a pencil, which I did see quite a few times before (and unsuccessfully attempted to combine with paper), but I suddenly realised what it could've been for LOL.

After that, I realised I was having exactly the same problem as H0race (in the new version, too) after I swore that the tenth notebook was back at the first classroom, because mark my words, it definitely was there last time I played it in Version 0.1.3. I looked around to see if there was anything, going into the courtyard, and when I looked at it in the light, I saw the skybox panels cutting off the sides, giving away the fact that they were walls.

And then I decided to go into the RUST labyrinth to have a look around at the newly-lit room, mess around with Freek-a-del'ka, and then clip out of the wall in the corner to the right of the exit door with no collision, which to this day still wasn't fixed, falling into Unreal Engine's void and respawning back at the greeting room, with the ambience unchanged since I'd entered the labyrinth, leaving us both listening to the bit-crushed noises of the secret rooms' walls.

As it turns out, I missed the button in the room concealing Albert's secrets, and went into the gallery without Viktor following me because he was clearly designed to not enter the very room they've been keeping guard, and by the way, you know that in the locker next to the Rusty Knife, they also have four muffins, right? So now you have 13 muffins: one in the "closet" (I'm pretty sure the closet is the storage room and Mr. Cleany-Clean's place is the closet), one on a table, one in a bin, one in a locker, one on the floor near the two bins with "NUTS" Chocolade Bars in them, four in the locker and four in the gallery. Brainiac mode is starting to look SO easy when I consider my plans, considering that now, Mr. Mix gets angry faster, and to make up for that, is now slower than your walking speed, allowing you to "duke" him just as easily as Viktor. Follow that by stockpiling duct tape balls for landmining and a few stamina items (honestly, the nausea isn't even detrimental besides the fact that you lose a twinge of the Air bar, the screen rotates a bit and you walk a bit - anti-ripoff price to pay for a bug giving you infinite stamina, as far as I can tell), and it'll be an absolute breeze. But while we're at the topic of the room concealing Albert's secrets, can I tell you...Now the room that transitions you straight to the start takes you to another Bunker instead, and you exit it by entering the door you came through only to come out of the door that takes you to the courtyard. I think the door should have the Rusty Fork doing that, and without it, teleport you back to the transit area. There are now also plants in the courtyard that slow you down, too. Since Viktor can't go into the doors, he gets as close to you as he can - the other side of the wall, in the Cafeteria. Let me tell you, HE is the little puss for not smashing the window to get to me when he is perfectly capable of busting down doors. So while you're running through the courtyard, Viktor turns around and gets a bit of progress, unlike if you were to enter the other door before the update and get straight to the transit area. But where was I?

Looking for something to do now that the last notebook was nowhere to be found, that's where. After seeing MrDrNose's Twitter I decided to try it myself. So I went to the sick room division entrance, grabbed myself a scalpel, looked for one of the snakes and cut it.

They did not like that.

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Guys, please help me.

Windows is preventing the new alpha from running on my computer, saying it's unrecognized and it'll put my computer at risk. Please help me and guide me in understandable words.

I really want to play this new build, but I need step-by-step advice from a pro to help me figure out how to open up the file.