I got only 5 notebooks in braniac mode with Albert before I died trying to splash Viktor with soda while I was too close to him. I also found a strange glitch with the head teacher. I needed Albert because calculators take too long to use.
Finally managed Brainiac without Albert. I took 2 screenshots: 1st being a brainiac exam location, 2nd of Viktor's passive state after the exam was finished. If the exam spawned at the start, I would have to try again.
Had a 40% chance of winning as 4 notebook spawns were close to each other, and far away from the bathroom. Used a hand-held calculator for all exam questions, due to double-digit multiplication.
Afterwards. I went back to the storage room, took 3 lemon-berries, and ruined Viktor's jacket. Nothing else was harmed in the process.
Good job! I'm extremely good at the math, but too scared of Viktor to play on Braniac difficulty. Well done! You are the first to beat this without cheating or glitches!
WTF?! The final notebook is no longer exclusive to the start of the level?! I swear, if the final notebook location is completely random and not locked in place in this room, I will mod the game where I will add a loaded gun item to the game and shoot Viktor to end him once and for all so I can solve my F#$%&@G notebooks in god damn peace!
It's not entirely random. On brainiac, it will spawn in 1 of 10 locations, those locations are where you collected previous notebooks. Hope that helps.
I got the last 3 notebooks completely wrong, 5 incorrect answers each. It doesn't seem worth wasting time on the later notebooks in brianiac, Viktor's too fast at that point. Go defensive-mode!
How the fuck did Mr. MIX_UP_GAMERS and Melon Man do the trashcan glitch? It doesn't work for me! I observed where they were standing near the trashcan and how they positioned themselves, but when I reenact their steps, Viktor phases through the trashcan like a fucking hologram, instead of getting stuck behind it! Has this been fixed in the latest patch? The maximum notebooks I collected in braniac mode was 5, only because I used Albert since glitch doesn't work, and Mr. Cleany made me meet my demise near Mr. Mix's door.
Am i the only one who thinks the cross is a really suspicious item? There is only one of it in the level and it always spawns in the same area. Also i have never run into the "priest" before until i started holding the cross so idk if that has something to do with him appearing or not.
That is the same thing that happened with me, or at least I noticed it after I was holding it one of my streams. The thing is, though, is that Mrdrnose questioned me that same stream asking why I was holding the cross. So maybe it has another use and doesn't have something to do with holding it randomly?
I have no idea all that i know is that i didnt start seeing him until i was holding it and it is a really suspicious looking item, plus there is a priest achievement like you said which you make sense with using the cross somehow
I am pretty sure the cross does have something to do with the priest, otherwise, Mrdrnose added a new, useless item to the game, which wouldn't be like him to do. Also, I didn't start seeing him until started holding the cross, so I think it does have something to do with him.
Yeah...the cross. I tried combining it with other items, taking it into that one room with the boards, held it up towards certain characters. Don't know what else to try.
So MIX, why did you assume that the South Park-looking achievement was associated with the priest? I assumed that one was braniac math with Albert and the brain with glasses achievement is braniac without Albert?
I assumed because there wasn't an achievement for the priest, and because it looked like a South Park character I just looked up South Park characters. I looked through them and eventually found a priest character that looked just like the face of the achievement.
To y'all who keep saying Viktor and Marzia/h-teacher are married, I'll have you all know that I'm pretty sure that most schools do not allow teachers to have romantic relationships with each other in the same school, however, this is kind of ironic however, as my biology teacher and my algebra II teacher from last year were, in fact, a couple.
To CubesForBreakfast, I bet Marzia's last name will be something long and foreign sounding, like maybe Chupapapa, or Chupakagura, or I don't know, something Spanish sounding with Chupa in it because the name Marzia sounds kind of Spanish or Latin to me and Chupa like Chupacabra the goat-sucking monster. I sound like a total racist right now, don't I? I apologize for that.
Half of my map of level 2 has been completed. It is really hard to make a map with a mouse. This is incomplete so-far, and is really small, so it isn't the best to rely on for guidance. (Also, no map key so far.)
I tried to draw the map on paper long before you tried to make it, but with all the forks in the road and the problem with size consistency, my map looked really disproportionate and began to make less sense than I thought it would. Glad you could make half of it instead. By the way, which box is the starting position?
The giant bleached (more grey) blue box is the starting room. It is really hard to make the map proportional to itself, which is why I haven't done the other half of the map yet, because I don't have a view of the room like I did with the first. It is like with right behind the starting room's back door that is locked having the room with the endless corridor directly behind it (That sentence made no sense, I meant that I saw through the locked door behind spawn and saw the corridor with the room to the endless hallway directly behind it. It gave me a sense of where everything was.). Sadly, there isn't anywhere like that in the second half of the map.
Why doesn't trash can glitch work for, me, Viktor just phases through the trash can instead of getting stuck behind it?
Do y'all think Viktor's a demon, or just a bipolar human in a mask?
Do y'all think Marzia is a demon, or a loose SCP?
Alice is a demon fo sho.
And of course the head-teacher and teachers should be enraged by students bringing a joint in this school! If I was a teacher, I would be infuriated as well to see drugs on campus, and the last punishment...
I think all of them are demons, even the f****** priest, because he doesn‘t give a f*** about the poor child that has to run from a f****** phonograph.
I just want to take a second and thank Mrdrnose for the fantastic game he provided for us and that brought us all together as a community. Thank you Mrdrnose and thank you awesome community. I am glad to be a part of this amazing community. <3
Okay mrdrnose, you said that the unknown achievement was bound in RUST and required the red key to obtain it, so MIX and I assumed it had to do with visiting and leaving the RUST labyrinth alive, just like the bunker visit achievement, but no, returning to the school from RUST does nothing, unless you wanted us to do something extra like use the knife or fork on the door behind the red key RUST door, but other than that, we're still lost on this achievement.
The achievement is apparently just broken, you just have to leave RUST to get the achievement but when Mrdrnose changed the direction of which way the player is facing when teleported it apparently broke the achievement.
Are you sure? Cause before he even changed that nobody had the achievement and im pretty sure somebody must've escaped rust before correct me if im wrong.
For those that keep getting confused by that one vague ingredient that Mr. Mix spells out that sounds like wonton, IT'S NOT WONTON, IT'S BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDE!!!
Everyone is complaining about not knowing the layout of the language level of the school, and I was considering making map of it for those people. Would anyone want me to make a map of the second floor? I have the whole layout memorized and would be willing to make one. It could also help Mrdrnose save some time and not have to make another Lil' Puss mode, making the next update come out faster.
Just experienced a game breaking bug. In the middle of doing a language notebook my character was able to move around but the mouse was no longer on the screen so i couldnt type in the last letter and i was stuck in the notebook but i was able to move around and stuff
The biggest revelation I had that I was missing in my previous runs is that there's actually a notebook in the room Doggos spawns in. That didn't occur to me until I had 9/10 on both and was wondering where the hell the last math one was.
Why does Nightcrawler Alice sometimes pop up at your room location prematurely before the clock hits 12? And how long has the hell school ending been in the game?
Do you know why I love Marzia more than any teacher I've ever had? SHE NEVER GIVES ME A STUPID ESSAY TO DO! Seriously, my Interpersonal studies, math, science, history, art, theatre arts, choir, P.E., computer class, French, health, and my teen leadership teachers have been giving me essays since I was a first grader, and I didn't even understand the language in that class, it was Spanish btw! All the more reason I want to transfer to this school, once little puss mode for every class comes out.
I visited the bunker, but I didn't get an achievement for that. I did get the achievement for getting slayed by Alice's son, Antibreather. Must I find the gas mask to get the achievement?
not at all! my theory is if you can find a way to get the game to not crash, the only threat is those red things. not even sure if they do anything tho
Done with the language level, Viktor's a life saver.
I used a hand-held calculator for the elevator numbers, just so I don't have to remember them. Collected 2 language notebooks, then collected all math notebooks, then had to finish off language notebooks. Lots of backs and forths. Took longer than I wanted...
But I‘m wondering... Why isn‘t Marzia kicking where it would be unpleasant for Viktor? Would be bad for the player, but would be kinda hilarious at the same time.
Maybe her legs are too long from where she's standing and being held to reach Viktor's @%^$s. If she tried to kick from behind, her feet might only barely hit Viktor's @$$ because how close her back is to Viktor.
I just found out the cat achievement is NOT little puss mode, because I completed it and made it back to the entrance without going back to the menu by accident and there was no achievement obtained.
Bug: Pressing e or lmb away from a door in little puss mode after collecting all 10 notebooks causes the game to return to the main menu before even reaching the exit.
Antibreather is the abandoned son of Alice Freudenmacher and doesn't know how to love anymore.
Freek-a-del'ka is an abomination from Mr. Mix's kitchen, which is the reason Mr. Mix lashes out at you for equipping the rusty knife artifact.
Marzia is a loose SCP consecutive to SCP - 4002, the invincible watermelon.
Head teacher is allergic to Doggos and tried to dismember the shit out of the hermaphrodite bitch, but Viktor insisted that she'd spare hermaphrodite bitch and keep it locked in its current room. Or maybe Mr. Mix tried to make Korean barbeque out of Doggos and Viktor stopped him and hid Doggos in the upper floor away from Mr. MIX_UP_GAMERS.
No one gives a shit about who the gay mannequin is. All I know is that it tastes like shit! At least that's what Helpscreen says.
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I got only 5 notebooks in braniac mode with Albert before I died trying to splash Viktor with soda while I was too close to him. I also found a strange glitch with the head teacher. I needed Albert because calculators take too long to use.
Finally managed Brainiac without Albert. I took 2 screenshots: 1st being a brainiac exam location, 2nd of Viktor's passive state after the exam was finished. If the exam spawned at the start, I would have to try again.
Had a 40% chance of winning as 4 notebook spawns were close to each other, and far away from the bathroom. Used a hand-held calculator for all exam questions, due to double-digit multiplication.
Afterwards. I went back to the storage room, took 3 lemon-berries, and ruined Viktor's jacket. Nothing else was harmed in the process.
Good job! I'm extremely good at the math, but too scared of Viktor to play on Braniac difficulty. Well done! You are the first to beat this without cheating or glitches!
So that's why you couldn't find it MIX, you've overlooked that spot before!
I'm pretty sure I did look there, though, which confuses me. I checked "extra hard" in those spots, which is just strange to me.
WTF?! The final notebook is no longer exclusive to the start of the level?! I swear, if the final notebook location is completely random and not locked in place in this room, I will mod the game where I will add a loaded gun item to the game and shoot Viktor to end him once and for all so I can solve my F#$%&@G notebooks in god damn peace!
It's not entirely random. On brainiac, it will spawn in 1 of 10 locations, those locations are where you collected previous notebooks. Hope that helps.
I got the last 3 notebooks completely wrong, 5 incorrect answers each. It doesn't seem worth wasting time on the later notebooks in brianiac, Viktor's too fast at that point. Go defensive-mode!
How the fuck did Mr. MIX_UP_GAMERS and Melon Man do the trashcan glitch? It doesn't work for me! I observed where they were standing near the trashcan and how they positioned themselves, but when I reenact their steps, Viktor phases through the trashcan like a fucking hologram, instead of getting stuck behind it! Has this been fixed in the latest patch? The maximum notebooks I collected in braniac mode was 5, only because I used Albert since glitch doesn't work, and Mr. Cleany made me meet my demise near Mr. Mix's door.
It was patched my dude
Am i the only one who thinks the cross is a really suspicious item? There is only one of it in the level and it always spawns in the same area. Also i have never run into the "priest" before until i started holding the cross so idk if that has something to do with him appearing or not.
That is the same thing that happened with me, or at least I noticed it after I was holding it one of my streams. The thing is, though, is that Mrdrnose questioned me that same stream asking why I was holding the cross. So maybe it has another use and doesn't have something to do with holding it randomly?
I have no idea all that i know is that i didnt start seeing him until i was holding it and it is a really suspicious looking item, plus there is a priest achievement like you said which you make sense with using the cross somehow
I am pretty sure the cross does have something to do with the priest, otherwise, Mrdrnose added a new, useless item to the game, which wouldn't be like him to do. Also, I didn't start seeing him until started holding the cross, so I think it does have something to do with him.
Yeah...the cross. I tried combining it with other items, taking it into that one room with the boards, held it up towards certain characters. Don't know what else to try.
Someone please upload this picture to the wiki on Alice Freudenmacher's page for me? It won't let me for some stupid reason.
miscellaneous AEWVS stuff
I posted this link I think uhhhhhh back when I first heard about this game ~3 months ago but I added a few more memes/doodles to it so
also I numbered the comics weird so 1a and 1b are one comic set, 2a and 2b are another comic set, etc.
So MIX, why did you assume that the South Park-looking achievement was associated with the priest? I assumed that one was braniac math with Albert and the brain with glasses achievement is braniac without Albert?
I assumed because there wasn't an achievement for the priest, and because it looked like a South Park character I just looked up South Park characters. I looked through them and eventually found a priest character that looked just like the face of the achievement.
Damn, thats good thinking. It must have to be the priest character then.
To y'all who keep saying Viktor and Marzia/h-teacher are married, I'll have you all know that I'm pretty sure that most schools do not allow teachers to have romantic relationships with each other in the same school, however, this is kind of ironic however, as my biology teacher and my algebra II teacher from last year were, in fact, a couple.
Love cannot be forbidden! And if Viktor truly loves someone and someone else tells him not to, that person will be one head shorter.
To CubesForBreakfast, I bet Marzia's last name will be something long and foreign sounding, like maybe Chupapapa, or Chupakagura, or I don't know, something Spanish sounding with Chupa in it because the name Marzia sounds kind of Spanish or Latin to me and Chupa like Chupacabra the goat-sucking monster. I sound like a total racist right now, don't I? I apologize for that.
maybe it's Marzia Sin Brazos?
Good one! Never would have come up with that one!
Half of my map of level 2 has been completed. It is really hard to make a map with a mouse. This is incomplete so-far, and is really small, so it isn't the best to rely on for guidance. (Also, no map key so far.)
Good work so far! Keep it up.
Thank you! I will make the map larger, make a key, and hopefully get the other half of the map completed next time I post about the map.
I tried to draw the map on paper long before you tried to make it, but with all the forks in the road and the problem with size consistency, my map looked really disproportionate and began to make less sense than I thought it would. Glad you could make half of it instead. By the way, which box is the starting position?
The giant bleached (more grey) blue box is the starting room. It is really hard to make the map proportional to itself, which is why I haven't done the other half of the map yet, because I don't have a view of the room like I did with the first. It is like with right behind the starting room's back door that is locked having the room with the endless corridor directly behind it (That sentence made no sense, I meant that I saw through the locked door behind spawn and saw the corridor with the room to the endless hallway directly behind it. It gave me a sense of where everything was.). Sadly, there isn't anywhere like that in the second half of the map.
Damn this is really good mix, keep up the good work and thank you for making a map :)
Failed attempt on Brainiac difficulty without Albert, exam spawn location happened to be at the start.
Also, what's with the 2nd neo-magnet? Sometimes it spawns, sometimes it doesn't.
For doggo does looking around count as moving or do you actually have to be moving with wasd?
I was still moving my mouse but stopped walking some of the times Doggos has killed me, so I think yes.
Why doesn't trash can glitch work for, me, Viktor just phases through the trash can instead of getting stuck behind it?
Do y'all think Viktor's a demon, or just a bipolar human in a mask?
Do y'all think Marzia is a demon, or a loose SCP?
Alice is a demon fo sho.
And of course the head-teacher and teachers should be enraged by students bringing a joint in this school! If I was a teacher, I would be infuriated as well to see drugs on campus, and the last punishment...
ISPULLINGYOURTOUNGUEOUTTHROUGHYOURASSHOLE!!!
REPENTMUDAFUKUH!!!
I think all of them are demons, even the f****** priest, because he doesn‘t give a f*** about the poor child that has to run from a f****** phonograph.
just a theory but: maybe viktor and marzia are married? because marzia doesnt have a last name, alice does.
That theory goes too far down the rabbit hole.
honestly i just wanna know what marzias last name is.
Hey Mix you streaming today?
I kind of doubt that I will today, so I will say no. Thanks for asking!
Yeah no problem!
Maybe Viktor and Marzia are siblings.
And if someone is married, then it should be Viktor and H-Teacher.
I just want to take a second and thank Mrdrnose for the fantastic game he provided for us and that brought us all together as a community. Thank you Mrdrnose and thank you awesome community. I am glad to be a part of this amazing community. <3
I'm so glad what You all like my stuff!) I doing my best every day for all.
Wow. There are notebooks and free flashbangs in the f$%^&ng server room. How exquisite.
Okay mrdrnose, you said that the unknown achievement was bound in RUST and required the red key to obtain it, so MIX and I assumed it had to do with visiting and leaving the RUST labyrinth alive, just like the bunker visit achievement, but no, returning to the school from RUST does nothing, unless you wanted us to do something extra like use the knife or fork on the door behind the red key RUST door, but other than that, we're still lost on this achievement.
I tried using the knife and fork on that door, no luck
Im still trying to find the achievement. I dont know what else to try though
The achievement is apparently just broken, you just have to leave RUST to get the achievement but when Mrdrnose changed the direction of which way the player is facing when teleported it apparently broke the achievement.
Are you sure? Cause before he even changed that nobody had the achievement and im pretty sure somebody must've escaped rust before correct me if im wrong.
For those that keep getting confused by that one vague ingredient that Mr. Mix spells out that sounds like wonton, IT'S NOT WONTON, IT'S BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BRANDADE! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDE!!!
Whats the joint do?
It functions like the flash bomb.
Hmm, must have used it too late. I used it but Marzia still killed me
Just added Follower and Watcher to the wiki! Y'all can edit them if you want!
For all the people who already beat the second level. Congrats btw!
Nicely drawn! I'm impressed! (Viktor's rape face tho xD)
XD Thank you!
Everyone is complaining about not knowing the layout of the language level of the school, and I was considering making map of it for those people. Would anyone want me to make a map of the second floor? I have the whole layout memorized and would be willing to make one. It could also help Mrdrnose save some time and not have to make another Lil' Puss mode, making the next update come out faster.
Yes, that would be great!
If you could yes please. That would be great!
Just experienced a game breaking bug. In the middle of doing a language notebook my character was able to move around but the mouse was no longer on the screen so i couldnt type in the last letter and i was stuck in the notebook but i was able to move around and stuff
Has any one else experienced this bug or is it just me?
SO MUCH FUN
That face is much more scarier than it is now.
I agree, I liked how she looked before a lot more
I think we all prefered her old face.
But it‘s cool to see how far this game developed in such a short time.
I finally beat the language level, the run overall is like an hour and I'll upload it once it's done exporting. I'm so relieved.
Here's the run:
Damn, nice work Vivanator.
The third winner of the language level! Congrats, man!
The biggest revelation I had that I was missing in my previous runs is that there's actually a notebook in the room Doggos spawns in. That didn't occur to me until I had 9/10 on both and was wondering where the hell the last math one was.
Howd you keep track of all the notebook numbers?
I didn't, just rewatched my recording and wrote them all down lol.
Why does Nightcrawler Alice sometimes pop up at your room location prematurely before the clock hits 12? And how long has the hell school ending been in the game?
Do you know why I love Marzia more than any teacher I've ever had? SHE NEVER GIVES ME A STUPID ESSAY TO DO! Seriously, my Interpersonal studies, math, science, history, art, theatre arts, choir, P.E., computer class, French, health, and my teen leadership teachers have been giving me essays since I was a first grader, and I didn't even understand the language in that class, it was Spanish btw! All the more reason I want to transfer to this school, once little puss mode for every class comes out.
What's Marzia's last name?
I visited the bunker, but I didn't get an achievement for that. I did get the achievement for getting slayed by Alice's son, Antibreather. Must I find the gas mask to get the achievement?
You get the achievement by exiting the bunker through the new exit.
How about 666 in the language level? May not work if you've done it already in math.
Can you get all of the notebooks in the 666 ending to get another ending?
Oh dear. How many would you have to get? 318? Hell no!
not at all! my theory is if you can find a way to get the game to not crash, the only threat is those red things. not even sure if they do anything tho
The red bitches drain your sanity if they touch you.
OH
Done with the language level, Viktor's a life saver.
I used a hand-held calculator for the elevator numbers, just so I don't have to remember them. Collected 2 language notebooks, then collected all math notebooks, then had to finish off language notebooks. Lots of backs and forths. Took longer than I wanted...
Viktor is best man! He should be a bodyguard.
Congrats, man! You and I are the first people to beat the level!
But I‘m wondering... Why isn‘t Marzia kicking where it would be unpleasant for Viktor? Would be bad for the player, but would be kinda hilarious at the same time.
Maybe her legs are too long from where she's standing and being held to reach Viktor's @%^$s. If she tried to kick from behind, her feet might only barely hit Viktor's @$$ because how close her back is to Viktor.
Does anyone else see a shadow figure next to Mr. Mix, when entering his kitchen for the first time of a new run in math level?
Yeah, there are actually a bunch of those in that room They are easier to see when there is no fog. I have a video where I showcase this:
Timestamp is 9:45.They are probably the souls of the children that were boiled in the cauldron... I‘m feeling kinda bad for them.
True, that is kind of depressing when you put it that way.
Yeah, there are actually a bunch of those in that room They are easier to see when there is no fog. I have a video where I showcase this:
Timestamp is 9:45 .
mrdrnose, can we please get a little puss mode and a difficulty selection for the second level?
Ok, but next update will be a little bit latet.
That‘s okay.
Tried like 5 hours today to beat the second level, no luck so far. However I did find this mysterious guy in one my runs:
He appeared for a split second and then vanished, depleted my sanity a bit too.
I think that is supposed to be the priest correct me if im wrong. Oh and good luck with beating the second level man, i know you can do it!
If that’s a priest, why doesn’t he do his goddamn job and takes care of the demons that are chasing small children around the school?
I see him a lot during my live streams. He appears for a few frames then disappears, I believe he is the priest.
mrdrnose, how long has the hell school ending been in the game and is the red forest monster the Follower?
Can you make a mac version of this game?
I just found out the cat achievement is NOT little puss mode, because I completed it and made it back to the entrance without going back to the menu by accident and there was no achievement obtained.
That is exactly what I saw!!!!
i thought so, i had to get the pause button just right. it was a fraction of a second
Bug: Pressing e or lmb away from a door in little puss mode after collecting all 10 notebooks causes the game to return to the main menu before even reaching the exit.
Antibreather is the abandoned son of Alice Freudenmacher and doesn't know how to love anymore.
Freek-a-del'ka is an abomination from Mr. Mix's kitchen, which is the reason Mr. Mix lashes out at you for equipping the rusty knife artifact.
Marzia is a loose SCP consecutive to SCP - 4002, the invincible watermelon.
Head teacher is allergic to Doggos and tried to dismember the shit out of the hermaphrodite bitch, but Viktor insisted that she'd spare hermaphrodite bitch and keep it locked in its current room. Or maybe Mr. Mix tried to make Korean barbeque out of Doggos and Viktor stopped him and hid Doggos in the upper floor away from Mr. MIX_UP_GAMERS.
No one gives a shit about who the gay mannequin is. All I know is that it tastes like shit! At least that's what Helpscreen says.
THE THEORIES KEEP COMING PEOPLE!
Truly an amazing theory.
I made another one of these and I think this one came out best.