Well i played this game it pretty fun but viktor with axe he scary loud jumpscare he is like dun tun lol also that ghost i got 9/10 i died i will try to complete again
You need to be a teenager before the internet police will even let you use a lot of services.
Now, the internet police are scared for two reasons. First of all, having access to messaging services as a child has a totally insane amount of risks. Children are just learning how to live life, so naturally they would need to be more trusting and sharing. Normally, parental figures would use these qualities to help their children learn and grow. Strangers on the internet, however, exploit them to make children do a bunch of things that they have no idea are harmful until it's too late. Here are just a few things strangers do to children on the internet:
Act harmless, or even pretend to be another child, try to befriend the children, and then suggest or tell them to give out personal information like their real name, home address, telephone number, personal photos, other numbers like social security and spending cards, and more. They could also ask them to call them apparently (they can see the phone number when they do). If they have any one of these, it's easier for them to search the internet for the rest of the information, and even those of parents and relatives.
Use the information to steal the children's identities, so they can pretend to be them and waste their money online, or do this to their friends.
Ask the children to do terrible things they have no idea is terrible you should definitely not look up at your age to see what they are, because, you really won't like it. I can assure you. I'll give you an overly simple example. Do you know about cyberbullying? Do you know how it feels when other people are mean? Imagine if they got you to send them embarrassing pictures (with you still trusting them), and then they sent them around to their friends and they're laughing at you on the internet for being such a fool. Well, they'll do much worse than this.
Try to meet up with the children in real life to do any number of things like steal whatever they have when they come out, beat them up, act like a bully, kidnap them, tie them to a chair in a truck and pressure them to share even more information (or get beat up again and again) or something, send them to very large, organised and abusive groups of bullies (such as cohorts and slave-masters), and more. Look, you WILL be shocked at how silly, childish, mean, violent and cruel adults can get. That really says a lot about our society.
They don't even have to talk to you. On the internet, there are records of everything you've ever posted on it (i.e. spying and data collection), and strangers can just quietly search for who you are with more and more information until they can just go and spend all your money. You do not want that. Beyond Discord, there are lots of websites on the internet that share your location with your posts. Adults are better at responsibility and self-defence, so it's safer for them to go there than children whose information and routines can be tracked by whoever can see the information.
Strangers aren't even the only ones you should be worried about on the internet. If you posted something terrible online, even by accident, and even when you were just in a bad mood, people will remember that for generations to come. And they'll judge you for it. You'll have a worse reputation. If you want a good job, people might know what you did and think you're not fit to do the job, because you're dumb, moody, lazy, someone who has the potential to do bad things again, or whatever. Of course, you want a good job so you can get the monies to be comfortable on top of buying and renting survival items like food and house-shelter. Many other people who would give you important things could reject you for these things. Apparently if you joke about crimes (which people can frame you for), and you go to court, people will have to give your information to them. A number of other problems are explained at various articles I looked up about why exactly children need online privacy, which is why they have laws that make Discord and many other websites ban everyone suspected of being younger than a teenager.
You probably will want to control your information on the internet and have privacy when you grow up so you can have freedom and not feel oppressed. Look at me. I'm cringing about so many things I did when I was younger and I did a bunch of stupid things on the internet. Things probably could be a lot worse for me. Apparently kids don't even get to the formal operational stage, an important way of thinking, until they're twelve
The internet police are obviously scared because if children are harmed, that harms future grown-ups who will be important workers and social participants. Plus, just that "children are precious". But also, the second reason the internet police are scared is that if they are caught doing nothing about children's online safety and not setting out widespread laws and regulations to prevent these things, they'll get negative press and complaints from other people that would harm their own businesses. So even if they're just money-hungry corporate groups that run the place where other people interact and they just do some things, it would be in their interest to do these things.
Now I know you just went to the EternityDev Discord Server where there's probably a lot of active, trusted individuals, but even they have to watch out for people trying to trick them and other things. You don't know who you're talking to. Obviously a responsible person who knows they're talking to an 8-year-old would try to shove them out immediately. Because the bad people would suck them in, instead.
And that would be bad
If you want to comment on the server, just do it here in the meantime. You seem lucky to be here. Don't ruin it
If you're 8, that's like 5 years to go until you're a teenager. Go on a website designed for kids like Scratch or something (or get your parents' permission to go on other social media)
Just the creator decided "bald" is now derogatory for whatever reason, so calling this a fangame would be...just silly. And worth a crazy bunch of arsenals. (What denial)
Don't worry, you should be good now. Have hours of fun with this thing
I legit just put a single cent I randomly found into a vending machine and got a mask that, I kid you not, stopped Viktor from moving once he saw it, from all the way across the school, until I switched item.
This is Basic Learning with Angellica Gabrielle and it gets sillier every update
I wonder how BLWAG-R will be like lol
Yeah I did wander in after all this time again...didn't do much though, just checked and measured a few things
The school might be cursed because it's part of an infinite infrastructural dimension that has no astrology. As such, astrological principles can't apply to events, so they generally turn out to be very chaotic and capricious. Heck, I might go so far as to say the "curse" is just a natural occurrence of the dimension. But, hey, what can you do
Не знаю что это за хуйня и что ты там ему сказал но слушай сюда, прекрати эту деятельность, я уверен что это ты распространяешь aewvs таким образом тк больше некому это делать, во первых, во вторых по поводу этой картинки, если это действительно так то то что ты дальше сказал это не "respect his choice" а навязывание и тщетные попытки переубедить человека. Не нравится ему aewvs - хер с ним, забудь и живи дальш, смотря его ролики или чтонибудь там ещё И запомни, ты и все остальные - aewvs и phucat (и его компашка) - вещи несовместимые как квадрат и круглая дырка, ему посрать сколько я там "сил я вложил", "утютю бедненький недооценён" и всё в таком духе. Забей хуй. Aewvs обречён, смирись с этим, всем и тем более ему - плевать П Л Е В А Т Ь Как и мне, я к aewvs и пальцем ни притронусь, к этому куску говнокода подходить страшно Вот когда будет на патреоне $300 в месяц, тогда подумаю а сейчас - aewvsа не будет
Короче - если хочешь "распростанять хорошую игру" - делай это в другом месте, у других ютуберов, а не у Phucatа, ты делаешь только хуже. И если не понятно почему "хуже" - ютуберы на всё реагируют остро, особенно phucat, ему написали пару раз и всё он взъелся, тут тоже самое, aewvs не такой большой чтобы у него были "фанаты которые надоедают просьбами". Так вот на эту реакцию сбегается толпа и начинает ненавидить aewvs подбодряя своего ютубера.
hello, ive been playing this game since yesterday but for whatever reason it keeps saying a fatal or catastrophic error has occurred, is there a way to fix that? because i keep making it really far but then that happens and exits outta the game
nothing id just be walking or running then i think the sweeper guy he says stupid trash then the error accurse it just happened again and i finally got up to 9/10 notebooks. ohhh also characters keep getting stuck on the trash can near the door where you complete the 1st notebook, the janitor for me get stuck more often in that spot but the same occurs with viktor and mr mix. they later get unstuck but still.
starting to realize there are different versions for this game, the one from this website didnt have santa but the one from gamejolt had santa and as soon as he arrived the whole game freaked out and i had pretty much 4 fps. can someone provide me the link for the most current version cz i cant tell
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Well i played this game it pretty fun but viktor with axe he scary loud jumpscare he is like dun tun lol also that ghost i got 9/10 i died i will try to complete again
Now I know why MrDrNose is making this game toddler easy
Honestly in my opinion I think BBIEAL and/or BB+ is harder :P :D
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Bruh who kicked me form the sever
The moderators
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*breaks phone*
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hey how do i comment on the discord sever
(im 8 but dont kick me cuz ill be 10 soon)
You need to be a teenager before the internet police will even let you use a lot of services.
Now, the internet police are scared for two reasons. First of all, having access to messaging services as a child has a totally insane amount of risks. Children are just learning how to live life, so naturally they would need to be more trusting and sharing. Normally, parental figures would use these qualities to help their children learn and grow. Strangers on the internet, however, exploit them to make children do a bunch of things that they have no idea are harmful until it's too late. Here are just a few things strangers do to children on the internet:
They don't even have to talk to you. On the internet, there are records of everything you've ever posted on it (i.e. spying and data collection), and strangers can just quietly search for who you are with more and more information until they can just go and spend all your money. You do not want that. Beyond Discord, there are lots of websites on the internet that share your location with your posts. Adults are better at responsibility and self-defence, so it's safer for them to go there than children whose information and routines can be tracked by whoever can see the information.
Strangers aren't even the only ones you should be worried about on the internet. If you posted something terrible online, even by accident, and even when you were just in a bad mood, people will remember that for generations to come. And they'll judge you for it. You'll have a worse reputation. If you want a good job, people might know what you did and think you're not fit to do the job, because you're dumb, moody, lazy, someone who has the potential to do bad things again, or whatever. Of course, you want a good job so you can get the monies to be comfortable on top of buying and renting survival items like food and house-shelter. Many other people who would give you important things could reject you for these things. Apparently if you joke about crimes (which people can frame you for), and you go to court, people will have to give your information to them. A number of other problems are explained at various articles I looked up about why exactly children need online privacy, which is why they have laws that make Discord and many other websites ban everyone suspected of being younger than a teenager.
You probably will want to control your information on the internet and have privacy when you grow up so you can have freedom and not feel oppressed. Look at me. I'm cringing about so many things I did when I was younger and I did a bunch of stupid things on the internet. Things probably could be a lot worse for me. Apparently kids don't even get to the formal operational stage, an important way of thinking, until they're twelve
The internet police are obviously scared because if children are harmed, that harms future grown-ups who will be important workers and social participants. Plus, just that "children are precious". But also, the second reason the internet police are scared is that if they are caught doing nothing about children's online safety and not setting out widespread laws and regulations to prevent these things, they'll get negative press and complaints from other people that would harm their own businesses. So even if they're just money-hungry corporate groups that run the place where other people interact and they just do some things, it would be in their interest to do these things.
Now I know you just went to the EternityDev Discord Server where there's probably a lot of active, trusted individuals, but even they have to watch out for people trying to trick them and other things. You don't know who you're talking to. Obviously a responsible person who knows they're talking to an 8-year-old would try to shove them out immediately. Because the bad people would suck them in, instead.
And that would be bad
If you want to comment on the server, just do it here in the meantime. You seem lucky to be here. Don't ruin it
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i wasnt trying to shove.
i was just helping
and doing some jokes
also, maruiso is the one that let me join the sever.
also ill be teenager soon.
Well, they didn't know you were underage.
If you're 8, that's like 5 years to go until you're a teenager. Go on a website designed for kids like Scratch or something (or get your parents' permission to go on other social media)
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i just joined discord to help every1s games etc....
And the internet police are scared you'll stick around for further conversations and be manipulated into all sorts of troubles mentioned above...
Just don't try and get you and/or Discord and/or it's members in trouble by going on there under 13
gonna play this game it looks a cool baldi fangame
Oh-oh
Here hurry up and take this hazmat suit and this bulletproof vest and this suit of armour and this shot of panacea
what the problemo
Oh, nothing.
Just the creator decided "bald" is now derogatory for whatever reason, so calling this a fangame would be...just silly. And worth a crazy bunch of arsenals. (What denial)
Don't worry, you should be good now. Have hours of fun with this thing
Things have changed so much...
It must be in it's nature. It will literally continue to do so until the curse is broken...
Iterations of Angellica
"Nostalgia", etymologically, is pain.
do I saw viktor strobovski WHERE IS HE'S BODY?!
Ah...he's fine.
You'll learn later
O--aaaaand Markiplier isn't on the list anymore.
Dang it. Now people have one less incentive lol
(Spoilers probably)
I legit just put a single cent I randomly found into a vending machine and got a mask that, I kid you not, stopped Viktor from moving once he saw it, from all the way across the school, until I switched item.
This is Basic Learning with Angellica Gabrielle and it gets sillier every update
I wonder how BLWAG-R will be like lol
Yeah I did wander in after all this time again...didn't do much though, just checked and measured a few things
please put these in android
Ah, I see my bookmark about AEWVS on Android still has uses...
its keep crashing in my new computer
Does it just close without any warning on startup?
yes or no IDK
also winrar couldint extract it I redownloaded
It's just a ZIP file, right? Can't you just do it on your computer? Or did you get a RAR version?
rar
how do I fix the game?
Alright Here?, Well That's A Snap For Me...Right, well, purge the remnant posts then
Also you missed two by DJ Feel but whatever you stopped at a point anyway :P
Silly theory:
The school might be cursed because it's part of an infinite infrastructural dimension that has no astrology. As such, astrological principles can't apply to events, so they generally turn out to be very chaotic and capricious. Heck, I might go so far as to say the "curse" is just a natural occurrence of the dimension. But, hey, what can you do
Elubielle Daemonica
Elubielle Daemonica
Adaptively raise my chances of accomplishing my endeavours (given an uncertain future) by...one quadrillion.
A flawless soul is not a unique soul.
But...sure! That'd be cool
Не знаю что это за хуйня и что ты там ему сказал но слушай сюда, прекрати эту деятельность, я уверен что это ты распространяешь aewvs таким образом тк больше некому это делать, во первых, во вторых по поводу этой картинки, если это действительно так то то что ты дальше сказал это не "respect his choice" а навязывание и тщетные попытки переубедить человека. Не нравится ему aewvs - хер с ним, забудь и живи дальш, смотря его ролики или чтонибудь там ещё
И запомни, ты и все остальные - aewvs и phucat (и его компашка) - вещи несовместимые как квадрат и круглая дырка, ему посрать сколько я там "сил я вложил", "утютю бедненький недооценён" и всё в таком духе. Забей хуй. Aewvs обречён, смирись с этим, всем и тем более ему - плевать
П Л Е В А Т Ь
Как и мне, я к aewvs и пальцем ни притронусь, к этому куску говнокода подходить страшно
Вот когда будет на патреоне $300 в месяц, тогда подумаю а сейчас - aewvsа не будет
Короче - если хочешь "распростанять хорошую игру" - делай это в другом месте, у других ютуберов, а не у Phucatа, ты делаешь только хуже. И если не понятно почему "хуже" - ютуберы на всё реагируют остро, особенно phucat, ему написали пару раз и всё он взъелся, тут тоже самое, aewvs не такой большой чтобы у него были "фанаты которые надоедают просьбами". Так вот на эту реакцию сбегается толпа и начинает ненавидить aewvs подбодряя своего ютубера.
бомбануло
(если это всё блеф то я тя найду пёс)Ну если это так то приношу свои извинения, прост этот момент с phucatом глубоко засел в моём мозгу и нехочет выходить ъъ
Стрим в 6 часов сделать возможно, надо было 99999 часов ставить ЪЪ
Спасиба
лучше UDAGame распространяй, лучше всем будет
"И именно поэтому существуют теги разговора" /srs
I swear to fuck i will ban him someday, transforming aewvs comment section into garbage pit
What?
You mean to tell me you haven't given up on it already?
(oh wow I guess he did make most of the comments)
Judging by your anger issues I don't even think you like yourself(?)
I guess because you say a lot of senseless and random things
I An philip on discord and people is being annoying lunatic as brats they can stop or what... and Julia smith is being stupid not to STFU.
What did the people say to you?
Same!
Couldn't hold back, could you?
learn to have some integrity so you don't make such false statements again
hello, ive been playing this game since yesterday but for whatever reason it keeps saying a fatal or catastrophic error has occurred, is there a way to fix that? because i keep making it really far but then that happens and exits outta the game
What happened before the error?
nothing id just be walking or running then i think the sweeper guy he says stupid trash then the error accurse it just happened again and i finally got up to 9/10 notebooks. ohhh also characters keep getting stuck on the trash can near the door where you complete the 1st notebook, the janitor for me get stuck more often in that spot but the same occurs with viktor and mr mix. they later get unstuck but still.
starting to realize there are different versions for this game, the one from this website didnt have santa but the one from gamejolt had santa and as soon as he arrived the whole game freaked out and i had pretty much 4 fps. can someone provide me the link for the most current version cz i cant tell
Version 0.whatever.2 is the latest version, but here's an archive of older major versions
Can I see a video of your latest performance?
Okay I'm finally done with Version 0.2
Happy New Year
That is the most sensible thing you've said in a long time and I commend you
On the 69th day, Leviathan made 17 vast hermaphrodite air conditioners, with soccer socks that made stars quiver in sorrow, and hand sanitizer on its osmium loins that no Voldemorts could touch.
HAHAHAHAHA
Welcome to the community of senseless community posting! Make yourself at home
(also do not forget the old days)
is the last version to buggy or is it just me?-
like i can't even open the door to beat the level, it just won't let me
It's probably buggy.
I think I've heard this before...dunno if he fixed it already but it sounds like that's not the case yet
i hope it gets fixed soon because i can't proceed to the most of the game that i've read so much of :(
i tried but it gives me the last version every time i'm pressing download and the files from devlogs are non interactive for some reason
Here. Version archives.
Hey
time for the happy anniversary of the guy who started the world's biggest arbitrary subjugation system
(sorry)
Aaaaaaand I failed.
I'm sorry. That's all I could give you.
i have been psychologically manipulated to believe i have missed out on something
You Wouldn't get this from any other guy
I Just wanna tell you how i'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
What the Wordy
Dial 911 You Silly Boi dont Talk Here
Holy moly
Alright then, have you got the staff?
(Last video I watched of yours was lagging so much on just the Math Level soooooooooooo yeah)
Have you found the staff item? In the game?
Alright then...still sceptical
There's a red pen somewhere. What's the colour of the other pen?