Look guys, I'm about to do something very silly with this professional-looking lighter >:DDDDDD

probably do a satanic ritual and run in case the demon or whatever try to kill me

Uuuuuuuuuh... ...hello...?

well that was pretty daft

how about this then

hmmmmmmmmm

Dang, Mollow just popped out into the main cave and ate my corpse, and I wasn't prepared so I had to go home

I hope he didn't eat my dead bat_zapper_9001

HAH, cut open a cat and the game crashed

So there was this wall that kept generating items when I picked at it. So I got a time bomb and tried to see if there was anything behind it like the map suggested.

The wall didn't break. It just expelled 8 smoothstones.

Ah, where would I be without my save files?

This cat is unnervingly chill, like I got a sledgehammer equipped but I still pat it (you can only cut it with a knife).

So I tried using the time bomb to break open three locked chests. Apparently there were a bunch of enormous rocks inside them

Hang on, is there an achievement if I give the cat milk? Gotta try that

Milk's the most-brought item from the shop at the moment, and the process is all very straightforward...like I just regularly buy milks, refresh the mine and blast down all the stalactites and stalagmites with my sledgehammer all the time

...Right, just gotta not take my eyes off the cat while I make a purchase...

OH COME ON, THAT WAS FOR NOTHING? AFTER I CUT YOU OPEN? I DIDN'T WANT THAT MILK YOU PRETENTIOUS POOCH

haha, I got pranked

Right, I'm ready to die by standing next to my candles at home :)

Whew, sparky

I guess I can still handle the heat of Australia (even though it's been pretty cool for weeks and weeks like what the heck already)

Alright, why are you just sitting around in an abandoned mine when there's Lookers about? You thought the milk I just had smelt tasty, did you?

Aaaaaaaand it promptly vanished.
Great

I was gonna fight Mollow but I went around the whole cave, and he wasn't there since the first time. I wonder if that's because I already took his scraps so the cave doesn't associate with Mollow anymore and he doesn't spawn there

I crouched and this happened

Also I think the first time I used it (before now) I put a bunch of items into it and they just disappeared. So I had to reload my save

think my other corpse looks tasty, do you

Aaaaaaaaand I accidentally collected my hint book.

Suggestion: Have backup save files

Suggestion: Revoke items from collection

Alright. How do I fight this guy.

rock_leech

Bit the dust again...figuratively for me and literally for that

Why does this guy always go over to my spawn point over there like that
Oh well at least it's reliably dodgable - plus, free leather

Kitty!!!!!! :D

I can't believe it's just a decoration

but after all those bats it only makes sense

Really cutting it close here

but that's okay, I have unlimited bodies

(also I met Mollow and ran outta there)

rock_leech